i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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