thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Sober January is a disaster.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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