Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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