butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
My balls are so social today.
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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