you didnt know i had herpes?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
