let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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