I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We had sex on a dog bed..
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Randomize
