your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.