I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He shit in the fireplace
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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