I'm really into asian looking animals
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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