Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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