susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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