my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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