taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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