Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I see more hoeing in ur future
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