At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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