Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I can't turn off my feet"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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