I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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