thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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