shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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