Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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