No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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