you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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