I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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