I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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