Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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