so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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