She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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