Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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