i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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