so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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