...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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