sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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