thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You did what with his pubic hair?
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