i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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