You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
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He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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