I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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