Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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