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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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