she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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