I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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