Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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