So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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