Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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