new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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