boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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