billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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