dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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