afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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