Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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