Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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