we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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