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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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