WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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