And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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